Call the boys at Charmin, the Hoyas got it bad...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/01/AR2008100101333.html?hpid=sec-metro

this makes the George Brett story seem a little more plausible. it was the damned crab legs!

Taylor Dana, a pre-med freshman from Toledo, said she had grabbed one for a quick lunch Tuesday. By her afternoon varsity crew practice, her stomach was hurting so badly that she thought she was going to be sick while she was out on the water, she said. At a seminar afterward, she excused herself and vomited in a bathroom, then dragged herself back to her dorm in the rain, she said, throwing up again along the way. Her roommate brought her books and key back after class, and found her on the floor in the hall. She and the resident adviser on the hall persuaded Dana to get help and called an ambulance to take her to the emergency room.