Monday, January 26, 2009

The animals are getting smarter....

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw

Friday, January 16, 2009

a little friday humor

An Italian boy goes to church for confession.Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Nunzio Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation' Well, Nunzio, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Nunzio Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Nunzio walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 4 months vacation and five good leads.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Now this i have to see, federal bailout for porn? God Bless America

Porn industry seeks federal bailout

Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."
“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.
Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.
But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Nitro Coffee

If you see a trend in my posts you will notice that i am not a person who should be drinking caffeinated drinks but sometimes i like a little kick in the ass. if you like nitro burning funny cars and other things that go fast head to whole foods and get a large iced coffee. this stuff makes red bull look like a sedative i am twitching, bright red and my face itches but i have laid down my first three posts of the new year, all within a 4 minute span. Nothing like a little kick in the pants to get me off the shhhhhhnide.. I had bloggers block i guess. and i was pretty relaxed from the vacation..i am back to the same ole shtinky ass i always was, lean, mean and chasing the green. get some bad enough to take something, nothing is going to get handed to you. back in the rat race.
There are two types of people in this world, the ones who make shit happen and the ones who read about it in the papers. NEIS bitzes

a brief video of how to show how im feeling..

You want to fly? Here is your chance....

I like to think of myself as a risk taker but this is something i dont think i have a set big enough to leap of this ledge!

2009, still no end in sight!!!!! OSE IS BACK

After a nice break from NYC and some time to enjoy the holidays OSE is back. i am happy to report that we are STILL open for business and 2009 looks to be a year that No End In Sight is well positioned to gain market share in the blogosphere. I will continue to recap and relay stories of my own travels but will also start incorporating others stories that i think people will enjoy.
So far things are good, the Gmen are in the playoffs, the Pats are not, so that's a good thing.
I took it deep over the holidays so am going to scale back the extracurricular activities for January (at least that's the plan!) so please don't judge me on my more rational well thought out posts. Just letting you know in case you think someone else took the wheel on the bus.