Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I know there are a lot of inspirational/amazing stories out there but this one was the first i have witnessed. Now i know why people believe in miracles.
The link below shows him walking for the first time and the info for the foundation is also attached. if you have any extra they could really use the help. Also, i know there are others out there with similar kinds of stories that are inspirational and amazing please send those in and we can gain some momentum here. This is the first serious post in a long long time. TAKE NOTICE!!!!
http://gallery.me.com/califinn#100028Check this out! After 2yr and 9mos of hard work and determination Janne took his first steps with a walker last week! While it might not be pretty, it was perfect that day and will only keep getting better if we continue to raise the necessary funds to help all of our clients. Please pass along this video to everyone you know! We need the support of all of you and your family and friends to continue our mission. Donations can be made at www.nextstepfitness.org/fundraising.php
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
I was never one to phone it in though, i fight my hangovers head on. Why take Pepto or Zantac when you can have the best heartburn of your life? Why would i want Advil or Aspirin for a headache? sunglasses for the sun? That all seems excessive to me. Happy Thirsty Thursday, lets get it on.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
For all of the terrible things we see on a daily basis i feel like Vick got a heavy sentence. There are rapists who do less time than he did. He was made to be an example and people got the point..The funny thing is, as you saw in one of my post is that in the Saudi Special forces you have to devour a live rabbit, hair and all after biting its head off in order to "graduate". No foul there, its a right of passage. Cultural differences always intrigue me.
Ozzy got labeled crazy for biting the head off a bird, in another scenario he would have gotten a promotion. Its a crazy mixed up world.
Good luck Mr. Vick, we are watching and i hope you surprise. This has all the set up of a TI 2 situation (the ATL rapper w all those hankerings for automatic weapons)... Deion Sanders is in his 12,000 sq foot walk in closet picking out his "redemption" outfit so he can stand next to Vick on the podium when he gets picked up by a team. Michael Irvin is thinking to himself "this guy got 3 years for killing dogs?? shit, i killed three hookers and i never heard anything about it." Ray Lewis doesn't want to say anything, he is thinking "I covered up and took part in a murder and i ain't even do three years!!". then he spouts of some Born Again blather about the Truth and Lord and thinks he is Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction.
God i l0ve the NFL.
Monday, May 18, 2009
A graduating soldier from the Saudi special forces' anti-terror unit eats a live rabbit as part of survival training in Riyadh May 17, 2009.
I don't see PETA yet but they cant be far behind..unless they are women, then they cant get shit in Saudi Arabia anyway. They treat women like animals as it is over there.
Can PETA rally around women being treated like animals? good question right. What if you know a person who is treated worse than someones pampered pet.food for thought.
This guy better hope there is no rabbit flu around the next corner.
The Monday Slugger
Friday, May 15, 2009
2) it shows that TNT has officially become the worst network on TV. Check out Kenny the Jet in his bow tie trying to "pump it up" with the crowd. He looks like a nerdy version of Arsenio Hall. That's tough to pull off.
3) This is the second post about women beating men in push up contest in 4 days. Impressive. I think i have exhausted that topic.
thats my friday haiku...
Interesting story courtesy of HollaBackNYC. A case of Jackin' It — NYC subway style. Read and shudder to think.
I'm writing to report an incident that happened to me on the subway today. At approximately 9:30am on the D train going between Atlantic-Pacific St. and Grand St. (right before the Manhattan Bridge), I awoke to the sight of a man masturbating on my arm.
I was napping with my iPod on, and I woke up because I felt something repeatedly hitting and rubbing up to my arm. When I looked down, I saw an uncircumcised penis being masturbated right on top of my arm. Luckily, he hadn't finished yet. (Though the police mentioned that it would have been better to have DNA evidence. Ew.) I immediately screamed something like "OH MY GOD, GET OFF OF ME YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER!"
At that point, the man mumbled something like "sorry" and walked quickly through the crowd to the other side of the train. I was stunned that no one tried to stop him, and even shifted to let him through. I screamed again "DID ANYONE SEE THAT? THAT ASSHOLE WAS MASTURBATING ON ME!"
No one did anything. No one saw his penis, because my arm was covering it.
So I took my camera-phone out and went after him. He had taken a seat more towards the front of the carriage and pretended to be asleep. I snapped these two pictures of him (attached). And then when I was done, I screamed again "I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE NOW, YOU SICK FUCK. I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE!" Of course, this got the attention of everyone around us and everyone was staring at us except the pervert who was still pretending to be asleep. There was no way he didn't hear me. So I went back to my seat.
Later I did report him to the police, and am still waiting to hear back.
Submitted by Alice
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Happy Thursday! hope it ends better for you than the HOFF!
this picture says a lot..it says "yeah i got all the money and ass in the world and guess what..when i get wretchedly drunk like you, i puke like ..
Reminds me of Fiddler on the Roof..do i not bleed???
i have been a victim of people taking photos of me while i was "meditating" and i have to say i dont appreciate it. just a guy who had a little too much fun..strike that..too much to drink! When you are that huge in Germany its tough to keep it all in perspective.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I went to a bachelor party last weekend for a good friend named Greg a.k.a. liquid G. to the left you will see him losing a push up contest to a girl. And he is wearing a pink pabblebomb jersey with a pink camouflage hat that we made him don. too his credit, he took a lot of shite with that outfit but he drank and smiled all the way through the day. Needless to say the day was a blast. As a Yanks fan i have to say i never wanted to see Fenway but im glad i did. The roof deck was great and we guzzled many a brew. This photo represents things as good as they got. it got messy and drunk from here on in but it was a blast. for the record, the girl who beat him was a classic BEANER, no not Mexican, i mean huge, nasty fat girl from Boston who loves the sawx..pretty standard really.
Almost 1 whole post without slamming Boston! Couldnt do it..
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
1) this made bible camp look like a gang bang party, there were groups of three women doing group hugs to "Turn Turn Turn"...there were those high school kids going through their "I want to be john lennon phase." kids with bells hanging off their jeans and a che guevera army jacket..that crowd. I say that with confidence no readers of this blog fit that bill.
2)a 15 minute amazing grace laced with a lesson in harmony from Pete himself. i mean no disrespect to the man himself at 90 years old performing but a group sing along was not what i thought i was in for. it felt like the worlds largest intervention. it is an amazing song and one of my favorites but this wasn't doing it for me.
3) THE CROWD!- never been around a more eclectic group of people, this crowd was real into the peace and love thing but not in a cool way, in that "I'm better than you" sympathetic "Peace and love, man" kind of way. Then there was the Dbag, ultimate concert DBAG! early 40s, Larchmont Yacht Club hat w another guy who turns around and gives my two buddies and i shit for WHISPERING! he said "this isnt a knicks game guys, its a concert, your ruining it" He started out the conversation with "call security!" If anyone stood up in his line sight he would give them the verbal 50 caliber and cup his hands and scream "down in front" like he was Patton himself. Before Bruce came out the crowd did the customary "BRUUUUUCE" and he was pissed saying "guy hasnt played one note yet and everyone screams." a true delight to sit behind. should have spilled my awful tasting beer on him..the beer wa worse than old pong beer thats been sitting on a table for 2 days. gave me gut rot and gas that should be used against our enemies in battle. THE PBOMB BABY!
Back to the guy...dromroll please..
My Dick Attending Concert ("DAC") award goes to you my tight assed friend. enjoy the rest of your life as a miserable son of a bitch. There, that felt better...cathartic. Happy rainy monday.