Thanks to The Swan for the contribution..enjoy, and have a nice day. chances are it will be better than mine, if it is not, start drinking, and dont stop.
I drink a great deal, I sleep little, and smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in 200% form
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about
Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right, than to be responsible and wrong
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war
We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life