Thursday, May 14, 2009

Happy Thirsty Thursday...weather calls for grog!!!! and lots of it.



Happy Thursday! hope it ends better for you than the HOFF!

this picture says a lot..it says "yeah i got all the money and ass in the world and guess what..when i get wretchedly drunk like you, i puke like ..

Reminds me of Fiddler on the Roof..do i not bleed???

i have been a victim of people taking photos of me while i was "meditating" and i have to say i dont appreciate it. just a guy who had a little too much fun..strike that..too much to drink! When you are that huge in Germany its tough to keep it all in perspective.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fenway for a bachelor party, oh boy..





I went to a bachelor party last weekend for a good friend named Greg a.k.a. liquid G. to the left you will see him losing a push up contest to a girl. And he is wearing a pink pabblebomb jersey with a pink camouflage hat that we made him don. too his credit, he took a lot of shite with that outfit but he drank and smiled all the way through the day. Needless to say the day was a blast. As a Yanks fan i have to say i never wanted to see Fenway but im glad i did. The roof deck was great and we guzzled many a brew. This photo represents things as good as they got. it got messy and drunk from here on in but it was a blast. for the record, the girl who beat him was a classic BEANER, no not Mexican, i mean huge, nasty fat girl from Boston who loves the sawx..pretty standard really.

Almost 1 whole post without slamming Boston! Couldnt do it..

Mike Tysons Best Quotes..


Monday, May 4, 2009

Pete Seeger Clearwater Concert Review

Last night i was fortunate enough to get a ticket to Pete Seegers "singalong" at MSG. The special guests were amazing. Bruce Springsteen,Dave Matthews, Taj Mahal and Kris Kristofferson were among my favorites. The show itself was definitely good to see and i am glad i was there. we got there two hours late but i cant say i could have sat through four hours..here is why.
1) this made bible camp look like a gang bang party, there were groups of three women doing group hugs to "Turn Turn Turn"...there were those high school kids going through their "I want to be john lennon phase." kids with bells hanging off their jeans and a che guevera army jacket..that crowd. I say that with confidence no readers of this blog fit that bill.
2)a 15 minute amazing grace laced with a lesson in harmony from Pete himself. i mean no disrespect to the man himself at 90 years old performing but a group sing along was not what i thought i was in for. it felt like the worlds largest intervention. it is an amazing song and one of my favorites but this wasn't doing it for me.
3) THE CROWD!- never been around a more eclectic group of people, this crowd was real into the peace and love thing but not in a cool way, in that "I'm better than you" sympathetic "Peace and love, man" kind of way. Then there was the Dbag, ultimate concert DBAG! early 40s, Larchmont Yacht Club hat w another guy who turns around and gives my two buddies and i shit for WHISPERING! he said "this isnt a knicks game guys, its a concert, your ruining it" He started out the conversation with "call security!" If anyone stood up in his line sight he would give them the verbal 50 caliber and cup his hands and scream "down in front" like he was Patton himself. Before Bruce came out the crowd did the customary "BRUUUUUCE" and he was pissed saying "guy hasnt played one note yet and everyone screams." a true delight to sit behind. should have spilled my awful tasting beer on him..the beer wa worse than old pong beer thats been sitting on a table for 2 days. gave me gut rot and gas that should be used against our enemies in battle. THE PBOMB BABY!
Back to the guy...dromroll please..
My Dick Attending Concert ("DAC") award goes to you my tight assed friend. enjoy the rest of your life as a miserable son of a bitch. There, that felt better...cathartic. Happy rainy monday.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Wear this to work tomorrow and you will get the day off.

or on your next date just wear this and nothing else coming out of the bathroom..if your mate acts shocked just say "have you looked in the mirror lately." whatever happens next is up to you...all i know is that when i was a kid i was told, "if the world deals you pigs, make bacon. "