Why, because Steve Sanders says so-thats why! sometimes l have to look back on the glory days of the early 90s..

New Leaf for Patty Greenleaf...

I know i have been absent from the blog for a while but OSE, the Patty P is back and better than before (i know its hard to believe!) I feel like one of those guys on the strongest man contest pulling a dump truck down the road vs the guy who is walking an old moped to a gas station after running out of gas 18 miles from town.. i am off crutches after getting the leg run over then surgery and can walk right again after a year of misery and got a new day job..i regret to tell some of my readers that i may not have the same level of anger and rage that i had at my old spot but who knows, time will tell. I feel better and am in a "better place" as they say on TV shows for people who go see people to tell them how and why they are fucked up. Thankfully i already know that stuff! doctor drew told me so.
Taking the anger/rage and general vitriolic vibe i was letting follow me around and stomping it out has been good, making progress. Just dont Fuck with me! sorry, i didnt mean that. What i meant was i am excited and recharged so forewarned is forearmed, Patty Greenleaf turned the leaf and it feels damn good. no time like the present.
"Im gonna take this itty bitty world by storm, and im just getting warm" -LL

Peace muthasukas, good to be back. POP

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The animals are getting smarter....

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw

a little friday humor

An Italian boy goes to church for confession.Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Nunzio Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation' Well, Nunzio, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Nunzio Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Nunzio walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 4 months vacation and five good leads.

Strahan still a hands on guy...look at the right pinky...

Now this i have to see, federal bailout for porn? God Bless America

Porn industry seeks federal bailout

Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."
“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.
Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.
But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.